Barack Obama Drafted to Fight Aliens

It's not enough that he has to rescue the free world from capitalistic greed and global terrorism and global warming and uncontrolled immigration and even give a rousing commencement speech to seemingly sedated students at ASU most who were either a) of another political party or b) just want to start the night's binge drinking.

Now Obama has been drafted to fight aliens.

In a 48-page June issue of the comic "Drafted: 100 Days," Obama joins the fray in an intergalactic war between the human race and a mysterious alien force. The plot is set prior to the presidential election, actually, so Obama can focus on saving Earth without having to worry about, well, saving Earth.

Earth, we'd like to point out, would be almost impossible to destroy by any known scientific means, though of course lots of things could make it a more miserable place to live. 

In other recent comics, the president packs heat in Youngblood #9 as the White House comes under attack, with Obama alone and on-the-run after his Secret Service detail is killed in rather graphic violent fashion. And, in one of our favorites, he plays Barack the Barbarian in "Quest for the Treasure of Stimuli" back in sword & sorcery times.