Pacific spiny lumpsucker: The adorable little fish with a weird suction cup resembling human teeth

Pacific spiny lumpsuckers are wee, coastal fish that look a bit like concerned strawberries, have a fluorescent glow and pack some serious body armor.

A small, cute, exotic Pacific Spiny Lumpsucker fish sits on a rock in the ocean.
Pacific spiny lumpsuckers have tiny fins they have to flap furiously to get around.
(Image credit: Mitchell Cox / Alamy Stock Photo)
QUICK FACTS

Name: Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

Where it lives: Northern Pacific, from Washington to Japan and north into the Bering Sea

What it eats: Small fish, jellyfish, ctenophores, crustaceans, polychaetes

Liz Langley is a freelance writer who has covered topics from pop culture to travel to animal biology and behavior. She’s a regular contributor to National Geographic and her work has appeared in The Washington Post, Mental Floss, Ripley’s Believe It or Not! and many other publications. Her award-winning book "Crazy Little Thing: Why Love and Sex Drive Us Mad" tells tales of bizarre behavior in love and the
neuroscience of why it makes us nuts. Her nascent podcast, Oddberries, covers the peculiar things that happen in this world we think we know so well.

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