Liposuction, The Gift That Sucks

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If I truly loved my Dad, I should have gotten him what he really wanted on Father's Day:  A $10,000 procedure to insert needles in his body and suck out tiny pockets of fat, blood and other bodily fluids that will ultimately cause his skin to sag and place him at serious risk of death.  You might know this as liposuction. 

According to the Father's Day advertisements I saw, only a lousy son would give his dad a simple card and hang out with him for the day.  Just like mothers (well, according to similar ads in May), fathers want a healthier, new look.

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Christopher Wanjek
Live Science Contributor

Christopher Wanjek is a Live Science contributor and a health and science writer. He is the author of three science books: Spacefarers (2020), Food at Work (2005) and Bad Medicine (2003). His "Food at Work" book and project, concerning workers' health, safety and productivity, was commissioned by the U.N.'s International Labor Organization. For Live Science, Christopher covers public health, nutrition and biology, and he has written extensively for The Washington Post and Sky & Telescope among others, as well as for the NASA Goddard Space Flight Center, where he was a senior writer. Christopher holds a Master of Health degree from Harvard School of Public Health and a degree in journalism from Temple University.