If you want to know what breast milk tastes like, but are prevented by basic human decency from asking the lactating women in your life for a favor, then a candy company in Austin, Texas has got a deal for you: breast milk lollipops.
The lollipops contain no actual breast milk (in fact, they're vegan), but contain a candified version of breast milk's flavor, apparently based on the milk of real mothers who volunteered to help company Lollyphile develop the new product.
"We felt it was our responsibility to find out just what this flavor was that could turn a screaming, furious infant into a placid, contented one," the lollipop product page reads. "Surely the flavor must be heavenly, yes?"
The lollipops will no doubt raise some eyebrows, but other companies have taken breast milk curiosity even further. In London in 2011, an ice cream shop debuted a flavor made with the real deal. Also that year, a graduate student at New York University created an art installation called the Lady Cheese Shop, with cheese made from human breast milk. And in 2010, a Manhattan chef offered a cheese made from his wife's breast milk, though the New York Health Department quickly shut that experiment down.
On the Lollyphile website, curious people can snag a batch of four breast milk-flavored pops for $10, though the price could come down if you act quickly: The code COLOSTRUM at checkout takes 15 percent off your order. Colostrum, of course, is the yellowish-clear "first milk" that feeds newborns in the first days of life.