10 phallic flora and fauna that look just like penises

Sipuncula, Peanut Worm
A peanut worm pulled up from the deep ocean off Australia that looks very much like a penis. (Image credit: Museums Victoria)

Nature is filled with cylindrical life-forms, from worms to snakes to plant stems. An amusing consequence of this evolution is that there are plenty of organisms resembling the human penis. Some of these phallic species are branded with willy-related scientific names, while others have risen to internet stardom because of a single photo taken from just the right angle.

Here, we honor the most suggestive organisms and, in doing so, pay tribute to some of the funniest scientific reporting. From girthy worms to well-endowed palm trees, here are 10 things in nature that look like penises.

Penis worm

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The appropriately named penis worms are a group of marine worms with a phallic appearance. Their scientific name, Priapulida, honors the well-endowed Greek god Priapus. The largest Priapulida species grow to around 16 inches (40 centimeters) long, according to a 2013 study published in Zoologischer Anzeiger - A Journal of Comparative Zoology.

Penis worms made a splash on social media in 2021 after Australian freediver Josie Jones photographed a particularly phallic-looking individual and shared the images with a marine research Facebook group, the New York Post reported.

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Carnivorous penis plant

Nepenthes bokorensis on Bokor Mountain in Cambodia. (Image credit: Jeremy Holden)

The Cambodian government requested that people stop picking carnivorous penis plants in 2022 after a video emerged of a group posing with the rare, phallus-shaped flora. The species snatched up in the video, Nepenthes bokorensis, is one of several plants in its genus with specialist leaves shaped like pitchers that also resemble genitalia from a certain angle.

The sweet-smelling Nepenthes species lure insect prey into their pitchers, where they drown in digestive fluids. The plants look most penis-like when the leaves are still developing and the pitcher part of the plant is yet to open.

Stinkhorn fungus

Stinkhorn fungi have a white stem and a slimy, olive-brown cap. (Image credit: Regionalforstamt Soest-Sauerland via Facebook)

Stinkhorn fungi (Phallus impudicus) produce a slimy, penis-shaped mushroom that smells like rotting flesh. The mushroom, which is the visible part of the fungus, emerges from an egg-shaped base and often grows near rotting wood and plants. When fully grown, this mushroom can be 10 inches (25 cm) tall.

The mushroom's powerful odor attracts invertebrates, which then spread the stinkhorn's spores. Despite smelling like decomposing flesh, rotting feces and sewage, the mushroom is edible and reportedly tastes like hazelnuts in its egg form, according to the University of Florida.

Huacrapona palm tree

Iriartea deltoidea in the Amazon basin in Ecuador. (Image credit: geneward2 via Getty Images)

Huacrapona palm trees (Iriartea deltoidea) grow stilt-like roots that can look more than a little lewd. Native to Central and South America, I. deltoidea mainly grows in wet, tropical environments, according to the Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew in the U.K. The amusing roots form a 3.3-to 6.6-foot-long (1 to 2 meters) cone around the tree to support the base of its trunk.

A 2007 study published in the journal Revista de Biología Tropical looked at stilt roots in walking palm trees (Socratea exorrhiza). The findings suggest that stilt roots enable the palms to rapidly increase their height and maintain stability without having to invest in increasing stem diameter, which means they can exploit light gaps in the canopy faster.

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Granulated sea star

A granulated sea star with phallic-like appendages. (Image credit: ndy Crocker / Alamy Stock Photo)

Plenty of sea stars have long, cylindrical appendages, but granulated sea stars (Choriaster granulatus) top the list. This stubby-armed marine species is native to the Indo-West Pacific, ranging from East Africa to Fiji.

These sea stars live on reefs at shallow depths down to just 16 inches below the surface and feed on coral polyps and other small invertebrates, according to SeaLifeBase, a Canadian online database of global marine life.

Fat innkeeper worm

A sea otter (Enhydra lutris) munches on a fat innkeeper worm (Urechis caupo) in Monterey Bay, California. (Image credit: yhelfman/Shutterstock)

Fat innkeeper worms (Urechis caupo) are non-segmented marine worms nicknamed "penis fish" for obvious reasons. They live in U-shaped sand burrows on the Pacific Coast and use their mucus like a net to prey on plankton, bacteria and other tiny organic material.

Thousands of these 10-inch penis fish washed up on a California beach in 2019, to much fanfare. A strong storm probably dislodged the worms from their burrows, leading to a mass stranding.

Proboscis monkey noses

A close-up of a male proboscis monkey (Nasalis larvatus) near Sandakan, Malaysia. (Image credit: msphotosite / 500px via Getty Images)

Including specific animal appendages on this list is a slippery slope, but the noses of proboscis monkeys (Nasalis larvatus) deserve a special shout-out. Male proboscis monkeys have large, dangling noses for attracting mates, and those schnozes can look more than a little suggestive from the right angle. A 2018 study published in the journal Science Advances found that the size of a male's nose affects which vocalizations it can make, and individuals with larger noses attract more females.

Ladyfinger cactus

A ladyfinger cactus (Mammillaria elongata) planted in a gravel cactus garden. (Image credit: Mtreasure via Getty Images)

There are many cactuses with cylindrical appendages, but our pick for this list is the ladyfinger cactus (Mammillaria elongata). Members of this species grow clusters to form a tongue-twisting pack of prickly peckers.

Ladyfinger cactuses are native to Mexico and mainly grow in desert or dry shrubland environments, according to the Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew. They're also kept as houseplants and are easy to grow at home, according to Gardenersworld.com.

Penis snake

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Penis snakes (Atretochoana eiselti) aren't technically snakes, but they do look like penises. These large, legless amphibians of the caecilian group can grow up to 32 inches (81 cm) long. Researchers still have much to learn about this cryptic species from the Amazon, but penis snakes are believed to be aquatic and, lacking lungs, might breathe through the skin on their heads, Mongabay reported.

Peanut worm

Sipuncula, Peanut Worm. (Image credit: Museums Victoria)

This extremely phallic-looking peanut worm was pulled from the abyssal depths off eastern Australia in 2017 by scientists from Museums Victoria. The creature (species unknown) was found at a depth of 13,000 feet (4,000 m) and belongs to the genus Sipunculus. Peanut worms have a bulbous trunk and a mouth from which tentacles extend to grab food. When threatened, they can retract this section into their main body, giving them a peanut-like appearance.

Patrick Pester
Live Science Contributor

Patrick Pester is a freelance writer and previously a staff writer at Live Science. His background is in wildlife conservation and he has worked with endangered species around the world. Patrick holds a master's degree in international journalism from Cardiff University in the U.K.