Kill Your Online Persona

Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn ... sick of it all? Just want to hide? Maybe an e-death is for you.

Seppukoo.com offers offers ritual suicide for Facebook users in five easy steps, AFP reports. In a nutshell, you type your digital RIP and
Seppukoo will then "send your last words to all your friends and create your personal Memorial Page," the site says, ending the ties that bind once and for all.

Ah, but the end is just the beginning. You can then "share your Memorial Page using your favourite social network," begging the obvious question: what good is death if life gets in the way?