I missed the meeting in Prague where astronomers stripped Pluto of its planetary status. In fact, I’ve skipped every one of the every-three-years General Assemblies of the International Astronomical Union (IAU) –with one exception- during the several decades that I’ve been an IAU member because the Assemblies were just no fun. (The exception, when I attended in 1988, reinforced my conviction that there are better things to do.)
If you are going away for two weeks in August, I say hit the mountains or the beach, not the IAU General Assembly.
To some US astronomers, the main reason to attend the IAU during the Cold War was to meet Eastern Bloc astronomers who –especially before Stalin died- were rarely permitted to travel abroad, but who were sent to represent their nations at the General Assembly.
A General Assembly of astronomers is not a fun bunch – during the big speeches, there’s nothing to do but sit and listen, take good notes or take a nap. A lot like college, but without sports.
All that went by the boards this past week, as 2500 astronomers met in Prague. They haggled vociferously over the definition of “planet.” They held up cards to signify their votes, like pre-approved bidders at an auction of modern art. They rebelled against the unanimous recommendation of a committee of wise elders, and slogged out a new and complex planet definition in real time, through uproarious sessions, described by a pal on the scene as “Astronomers Behaving Badly.”
Less than a third of IAU’s members actually came to Prague -just 2500 give or take- and by the end of the meeting when the Pluto decisions were taken, only a fraction of those were present and voting. By all accounts, a tough gang of solar system experts prevailed to dump Pluto from the planetary ranks. But, as the media report, other astronomers say that they have just begun to fight.
Well this sounds more like fun. It reminds me of one of those old-time Democratic or Republican party conventions where the convention actually chose the Presidental nominee of the party through dealing and doubledealing in smokefilled rooms and in cliff-hanging polls of all the delegations. At those conventions, every delegate got a chance at a microphone to blurt out unscripted remarks, however self-serving and inappropriate. As a kid, I watched those conventions on a big black and white TV with a tiny screen and I really enjoyed them.
So when the IAU next meets, in Rio in August 2009, I will be there. Ready to wheel and deal and to vote.